Notable Quotable: Waffle Crisp

The other day I was lounging on my bed with my hands behind my head.  I noticed something. . . an “odor,” but a sweet one.  I began to investigate. . . . only to realize that the odor indeed came from my armpit.  Surprised, I tried to pin down what I was actually smelling.

And it came to me.

me: “Hon!! My armpit totally smells like Waffle Crisp Cereal!”

John: {crickets chirping}  “That… is….AWESOME!”

And we left it at that, assuming I must have been smelling with my hormone nose instead of my regular nose.  I mean, no one REALLY smells like Waffle Crisp Cereal, ESPECIALLY in their armpits.

Fast forward a few days and there I was, reading up on some home remedies for increasing your milk supply.  I started reading about an herbal supplement called Fenugreek that I have been taking for the past few months.  I realized I’d never looked in to the side effects of the herb, but didn’t think too much of it since it seemed to be working great.  So I just started skimming over the paragraph.  And what do you suppose I learned about our little pal, Fenugreek?

It makes your sweat smell like maple syrup.  MAPLE SYRUP.

Turns out I was using my regular nose, I just have delicious-smelling armpits!

That… is… AWESOME!

My man is fiiiiiine.