The other day I caught JW staring at me. Again. This happens quite often. I call it his “creeper stare.” It’s usually followed by a “Honey, you’re doing it again…” from me. To this he replies, “Can’t a man stare at his wife?” “I guess, if you wanna look creepy…”
So he’s staring at me, I bring it to his attention, he defends himself, blah blah blah….then he told me, “I figured out the word to describe your beauty…” I thought to myself, “ripe-ham?”
And I believed him because he was so sincere when he said it. And that made me feel really good.